Hello, I am just so happy to be here. This is an HTML test page.
So: Pillypacker. I have to say pillypacker right now because "pillypacker" is the official test word. & I'd hate to break the rules. (Note: I really would. This offical test word has changed because I like to break the rules a little bit too much.)

Yessss....I know my smile is a cute one....and that is precisely how I shall CONQUER YOU ALL!!! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Now, look at this little guy. He's a cute little guy, therefore, he's my nephew, Darien Peeples.
A girl would call him a "baby". But I know better than that: "Future Monster" would
probably be a better moniker!

Links to more pics of Darien: LINK!         Linkety-link!
But let me repeat:
This is only a test.
Oh, never-mind.
Bootsy suggests you put in a search for navy beans. I'm telling ya, you'll be surprised if you do.   
I really dig this search engine. But this is obviously not a gateway link, is it? ;)



Now, how about going to see something other than
www.Cruel.com while I get my ass in gear? Or maybe some links?

Perhaps, for some ungodly reason, you'd like to know WHY GOD, WHY?! I am writing this page in the first place. (?)

Or, how about downloading one of my very own recordings? Or even two?


P.S. --- I am still pretty green to all this new-fangled crap. Click here to send me advice or insults.